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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:00 AM
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 09:21 AM
HAARP ?
For the last time...it's not 'SUPPOSED' to have a seat.
There are two types of men in this world:-
1) Those who are Geordies and..
2) Those that want to be.
There are two types of men in this world:-
1) Those who are Geordies and..
2) Those that want to be.
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Posted 29 June 2012 - 06:45 AM
I was at the pool today & decided to have a sneaky p*** in the deep end. The life guard must have noticed, he blew his whistle so bloody loud, I nearly fell in.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 12:38 AM
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 05:32 AM
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree"
"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the
poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree"
"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the
poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 10:49 AM
He who dies with most toys wins.
It's all in the wrist action.............
It's all in the wrist action.............
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 06:56 PM
Excellent !
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 12:53 PM
Just a old trials kid !!! ITSA , STRA , MTR
And you never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychologists office ...
"Traction is where you find it "
"To acheive anything in this game you must be prepared to dabble in the boundry of disaster" (Stirling Moss)
And you never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychologists office ...
"Traction is where you find it "
"To acheive anything in this game you must be prepared to dabble in the boundry of disaster" (Stirling Moss)
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 12:45 AM
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 09:20 PM
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London ."
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London ."
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:13 PM
gjbiker, on 13 July 2012 - 10:49 AM, said:
that's shocking Gav....local plod got you're number...
I keep telling people I'm in shape....round is a shape
Be schizophrenic, you'll never be alone.
You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness. - Wonderlance
Be schizophrenic, you'll never be alone.
You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness. - Wonderlance
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:47 PM
slapshot 3, on 27 July 2012 - 06:13 PM, said:
that's shocking Gav....local plod got you're number...
Nothing new there Donald but never mind that - where's all the penguin jokes.............
He who dies with most toys wins.
It's all in the wrist action.............
It's all in the wrist action.............
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 10:06 AM
My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.
"Nice car," I said as he got out.
"Well," he said,noticing my admiring looks.
"Work hard,put the hours in,and I'll have an even better one next year".
"Nice car," I said as he got out.
"Well," he said,noticing my admiring looks.
"Work hard,put the hours in,and I'll have an even better one next year".
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 05:31 PM
gjbiker, on 27 July 2012 - 09:47 PM, said:
Nothing new there Donald but never mind that - where's all the penguin jokes.............
No penguins around mate, another month or so before they start migrating back....jokes will follow no doubt
I keep telling people I'm in shape....round is a shape
Be schizophrenic, you'll never be alone.
You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness. - Wonderlance
Be schizophrenic, you'll never be alone.
You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness. - Wonderlance
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