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New Survivor Show Shot In Texas!


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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do

one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco, Austin

, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will

then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock

and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort

Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm

Gay," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama,"

"George Strait Sucks, "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate

your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!

I doubt they will need to hand out the purse :lol:

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