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Why Beta's are better than women.

Your Beta won't be mad at you if you ride another bike.

You can use tie downs on your Beta.

Your Beta won't complain if you finish riding quickly.

You can have more than one bike.

Your can let your friends ride your Beta.

You can get home late drunk and your Beta won't complain.

Your Beta is happy to sleep in the shed.

You can get rid of your old Beta and it wont take the house and car with it.

Your Beta will never tell you "You have gone the wrong way."

Hope you had a good ride on Monday Stu.

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Tips for a happy Marriage.

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me "In the Lake."

8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.

12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

13. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" And I said "Dust!"

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