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A Jap Zap or the new politically version zap is a well placed front wheel into a ledge or log. Which causes a full compression of the suspension along with precise timing of the clutch and body movement that gets a great amount of rear wheel lift to over come the obstacle. When done correctly it looks like the bike just magically elevates to the top of the ledge.

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Here's a few that relate to the older guys riding Classics;

**ck me dead, it won't go over that !

Jeeeeeeeesus !!!!!

Outa the way,,, no brakes.!!!!

Sounds great on full song.

I got it cheap !!!

That mud sticks like sh*t on a blanket !!!!

That banks steeper than a lift shaft !!!

I can fling mud 20 meters !!!

Is the pub open yet ???

I can tie a knot in my chain !!

Aaaaaaarggh !

***k it !!

These are a selection of the more common phrases in general use at a Classic/Pre 65 event where sportsmanship and goodwill prevails between riders.

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Here's a few that relate to the older guys riding Classics;

**ck me dead, it won't go over that !

Jeeeeeeeesus !!!!!

Outa the way,,, no brakes.!!!!

Sounds great on full song.

I got it cheap !!!

That mud sticks like sh*t on a blanket !!!!

That banks steeper than a lift shaft !!!

I can fling mud 20 meters !!!

Is the pub open yet ???

I can tie a knot in my chain !!

Aaaaaaarggh !

***k it !!

These are a selection of the more common phrases in general use at a Classic/Pre 65 event where sportsmanship and goodwill prevails between riders.

:wall:

Man... thats a good laugh.....

Mine is: "are clubman suposed to go up there?"

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