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Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

All I know is that it works...very well. You have to do it a couple of times to get the full benefit, but it will take a dull average performing brake and turn it into a super sharp stopper. Its not my area of expertise but my understanding was that all the accumulated grunge and gunk gets cooked off.

Interesting idea Johnny. Have joined up from our end. Will spread the word

"Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle David." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle David." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle David?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

Group Therapy A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says: "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says: "Yes .... How did you figure that out?" "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands." One thing leads to another and they make love. After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replies:..... "Didn't feel a thing."

Gday Pete Scorpa 3 By the look of things your camera is still selecting a shutter speed that is too slow to capture the action and or you are not panning with the rider thru the viewfinder. For just starting out definately select a higher shutter speed such 250th or 500th. You can easily run lower shutter speeds but if your unfamiliar with your camera and you dont have much experience definately stick with higher shutter speeds initially AND make sure you are following the rider thru the viewfinder or lcd. Other possibilities are camera shake so make sure you are stable and your elbows are into you sides so there is no induced shake. Another is as simple, your cameras could be pieces of sh!t and its autofocus are incapable of a decent pic of a moving subject. And the other key to a great pic is FILL THE F$%#@^& FRAME!!!!! Always ask yourself the key question...What am I taking a picture of? What is the subject?? If its a trials bike then all you want is the bike and rider and the obstacle he's riding over. Nothing Else. I could write a book on this subject but will refrain from doing so at the moment. And did I mention Practice With Your Camera...Know its capabilities...... Hope this helps Cheers Gman Some of my pics are HERE!!

Deeply Profound Thoughts By Men. Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.' Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'

Greeves have updated their website with more info and a whole bunch of new pics http://www.greevesmotorsport.co.uk/

Three guys go to a ski lodge,and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night,the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up,and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Its a no brainer then 04/05s are significantly better in all respects and its going to have less wear and tear as well. Basically what Houseape said was spot on....If you spend a little bit more you get a whole bunch more bike in far better shape Good luck in your search. Cheers Gman

bugger...**** happens.. There will always be plenty more bikes out there. Trials sometimes has quite a high turnover rate...even over here where there is a relatively small riding population. I assume you're in Uk so it shouldn't be a problem. Btw...how much was it on Fleabay???? Cheers Gman

Conversation between two women in heaven: 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we' d both still be alive.

Had one of those. Did 3 seasons on it and a ****load of practice with virtually nil problems. Only thing that ever crapped itself was the kickstart shaft and engagement gear after about 6 months. The new one that went in never gave any more problems but I always carried a spare around just in case. All up very reliable bike and pretty well bulletproof. Just bear in mind you are now looking at a bike that is 10yrs old now and by the sound of things has been sitting around for a while. I would pull off the bashplate and the rubber buffer and check for any corrosion of the cases which was becoming evident on my old bike. Likewise I would pull out the wheels and rip the tyres off to check the rims for corrosion as well. Other than that just do the normal checks as you would on any 2nd hand bike. Hope this helps Gman