I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.
I gave her a loving smile, and said, "Get that trolley over here, Love.
They're doing 3 cartons of beer for the price of 2!"
The Captain of Flight 293 came back onto the intercom later on during the flight to announce 'I have some good news and some bad new news. First the good news, you are going to be on the Television tonight.'
I received a voicemail message telling me that I had won a competition. I could have $250 in cash, or tickets to an Elvis tribute act.
The instructions were - Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
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Kenny The Rooster - Contains Adult Humour
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Looking grim.