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14 hours ago, biffsgasgas said:

.I apparently have a GYM... I haven't been there either zippy. 

 

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--Biff

Well, you could go at any time if you wanted to, it is open 24/7. But why would you want to go? seems like hard work is involved.

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Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.

The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”

Son: “Yeah.”

Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”

Detector: “Beep.”

Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“

Detector: “Beep.”

Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”

Detector: “Beep.”


 

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On 2/3/2018 at 1:28 PM, andy said:

I'm not sure if this is even funny, but it's certainly a reflection on modern society...

 

 

Ha I can relate. Several years back i had a millennials mom call me at work because I had given her son an unflattering review. It was definitely a deserved review but she didn't think that her child could do anything wrong. This kid had given himself a title in his head and used to try and put it on his email... What a disaster... 

Oldie but a goodie. 

--Biff

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