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A man walks into a bar,the barman asks: ''What would you like Sir?''

The man replies ''a pint of lager..any lager ..but NOT Stella !''

The barman asks: ''Why..NOT Stella?''

The man retorts :''I had 12 pints of that last night and woke up this morning f**king skint ''.

The defensive barman quips: ''But Sir, all our lagers are the same price anyway ''.

The confused man states; ''You don't understand,skint is my cat's name!!''

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