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Vital time.............

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A policeman was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for obscene activities. He spots a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The policeman carefully approaches the car to get a closer look, he finds a young man behind the wheel, watching a video on a computer. In the rear seat is a young girl, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop gently raps on the driver’s window.

The young guy lowers his window. “Oh, yes, officer?”

The policeman asks: “What are you doing?”

The young guy says: “Well Officer, I’m watching something on computer.”

Pointing towards the young girl in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”

The young guy shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover.”

This takes the policeman by surprise - a young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing happening!

The officer asks: “What’s your age, young man?”

The young guy says “I’m twenty three, sir.”

The police asks: “And her…what’s her age?”

The young man looks at his watch and replies:

“She will be sixteen in nine minutes.........”

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