September 1, 200619 yr A green frog walked into a bank. He went up to the teller,who's name was Paddy Wak. He asked Paddy," Would it be OK to get a $30.000 loan for a holiday". Paddy replied "you must have collateral to get a loan as big as that". The frog said "Thats OK, my dads Mike Jagger,and the manager of the bank knows my father,and i"ve got this". Frog then gets out of his pocket a beautiful miniture elephant,about one inch high. He hands it to the teller who looks at it in bewilderment. The teller then tells frog he will have to go discuss it with the Manager. Paddy goes into the Managers office and tells him of the frogs loan request and shows him the tiny elephant,asking "what is it". The Manager examines it,nods his head and says, "Its a nic nac Paddy Wak,give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone".
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