September 7, 200619 yr Seen this one and could not resist a laugh! We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" We hope this clears up any confusion. The International Council of Manhood, Ltd
September 7, 200619 yr "No Balls" Is what you will have on waking up the next morning after making that statement the night before!!! Edited September 7, 200619 yr by steveo
September 12, 200619 yr Girlfrined hit me with broom for telling her that one Edited September 12, 200619 yr by Mr Clean
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