October 10, 200619 yr An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and get to know each other more intimately. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 as an inducement. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she Goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne". "So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he replies "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?" "Cameo Street" he replies, "moved there a few months ago." "This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?" He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
October 10, 200619 yr very good! but I didn`t think you guy`s drank that Fosters stuff? infact I thought you all hate it with a passion?
October 10, 200619 yr Author very good! but I didn`t think you guy`s drank that Fosters stuff? infact I thought you all hate it with a passion? Ya right,but if I put XXXX you would think I can't spell.
October 14, 200619 yr Had some Tooheys on Quantas flights to and from Sydney the other day. Contents were so-so but the colour of the can was nauseating (sp?).
October 16, 200619 yr Fosters is only drunk overseas and at the Grand Prix. VB is Visitors Bear. Coopers is drunk by South Australians. Queenslanders drink XXXX as they can't spell beer.
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