"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always

feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and

nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you

don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,

sit

on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat

rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one

every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and

crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00"