September 10, 200718 yr Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly gates,St Peter opens them and says " oh its you Luciano, come on in,squeeze through" Pavarotti says "hold on a minute Ive got a letter for you from the Pope" ... ... ... ... ... St Peter opens it up and it reads.............. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Heres that Tenor I owe you
September 10, 200718 yr Rumor has it that Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull was going to sing two songs at his service: "Fat Man" & "Heavy Horses".
September 12, 200718 yr Elton is going to join the remaining two, so it will be two tenors and a nine bob note.
September 12, 200718 yr Aye I bet Elton will like to 'join' the others too...... so long as Barrymore doesn't invite em all back after for a dip in his pool!
September 13, 200718 yr Author Whats Pavarotti's missus getting for next Christmas? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .... A much smaller Turkey Edited September 13, 200718 yr by The Addict
September 13, 200718 yr His wife asked a friend to build a coffin for him, so he went down local lumber yard and bought a sheet of plywood for a fiver, brass screws for three quid, and a tin of varnish for two quid. just goes to show, you can still build a coffin for a tenor.
September 13, 200718 yr One of his dying whishes was to be microwaved, so his wife granted his last whish, again it goes to show! it's not over until the fat man pings.
September 13, 200718 yr One of his dying whishes was to be microwaved, so his wife granted his last whish, again it goes to show! it's not over until the fat man pings. That's not funny!!! Ummm... sorry, yes it is
September 14, 200718 yr One of his dying whishes was to be microwaved, so his wife granted his last whish, again it goes to show! it's not over until the fat man pings. Isherwood, you are a disgrace.......................... but they are damn funny Edited September 14, 200718 yr by Slapshot 3
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