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Chinese Honeymoon


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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a

virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband

undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he

whispers, "I know you berry flighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you

want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... what u

want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will

impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her

request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have

heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone

he asks her...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"

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