Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coil, (E. Coil) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Alcohol = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information...

I'm doing it as a public service.

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That would explain Perce then?

Two great sites that lend further suupport to your thesis.

http://www.dhmo.org/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

The water in the water machines at our college was tested and was found to be unfit for human consumption and then we found out the pond water is actually safer than the bottled water in these machines so drink beer boys and girls

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

W. C. Fields

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

W. C. Fields

Water Closet Fields sure thought a lot about water.