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Christmas Funnies

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To the tune of: Walkin in a winter wonderland

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',

Didn't ask -- her permission,

I'm wearin' her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,

Little straps -- like spaghetti,

It holds me so tight,

Like handcuffs at night,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"

"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress -- like Madonna,

Put on some eyeshade,

And join the parade,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',

Didn't ask... permission,

Wearin' her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

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Q: Is the story about the little angel and the Christmas tree true?

A: Without a doubt. Santa has a temper and can develop a nasty attitude (he doesn't take stress too well).

Q: If so, why do the little angels on Christmas trees look happy (given the fact they have a tree up theirs)?

A: Little angels are known to be kinky

Edited by Slapshot 3

Is that you 'coming out of the closet''now Slapshot?

anyway would a bit of cross dressing class you as gay?????

Well its not 100% straight is it? :guinness:

Wouldn't it probably just be classed as kinky. ?

Similar to wearing one piece suits bought in auctions I would imagine :guinness:

How many straight blokes go to see Rocky Horror "dressed", they can't all be gay, you'd hope....... :guinness:

Do they still do THAT? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You gotta be really bored tonight!

errrrr no....most definately not....anyway would a bit of cross dressing class you as gay????? Anyone have a definate opinion on that???

Your correct, from cross-dressing to gay is a big jump..but admiring the Rocky Horror Picture Show that's just....

.......A Jump to the left !..and then a step.... :guinness:

I sense a closet door opening....... :guinness:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,

I sleep all night and I work all day..

I cut down trees ,I wear high heels.. :chairfall:

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