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A Short Love Story...

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At this time of year I found this to be truly touching.

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were

both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned

down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second

blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's

pretend that we're m arried

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied.

"Get your own ****in' blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

At this time of year I found this to be truly touching.

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were

both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned

down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second

blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's

pretend that we're m arried

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied.

"Get your own ****in' blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted, and said "I'm not going to sell mi Beta".

At this time of year I found this to be truly touching.

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were

both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned

down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second

blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's

pretend that we're m arried

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied.

"Get your own ****in' blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted, and said "I'm not going to sell mi Beta".

"Yes and only because thats all you get to throw a leg over any more" she quiped.

steveo Posted Yesterday, 08:39 PM

QUOTE (Kinell @ Feb 9 2008, 03:27 AM)

At this time of year I found this to be truly touching.

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were

both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned

down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second

blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's

pretend that we're m arried

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied.

"Get your own ****in' blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted, and said "I'm not going to sell mi Beta".

"Yes and only because thats all you get to throw a leg over any more" she quiped.

To which he replies "At least I still get to ride something".

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