steveo Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I don't get it! Don't Scotts and Brits do the same thing for beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I don't get it! Don't Scotts and Brits do the same thing for beer? SCOTS...........we tends just to buy it, I can't comment of others though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 SCOTS...........we tends just to buy it, I can't comment of others though. A true jock would have been too tight to have bought the sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 A true jock would have been too tight to have bought the sausage. A true Jock wouldn't have bothered with the sausage anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Heathens....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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