Paddy's driving down the road swerving all over the place,left,right, left..

PC plod suspects the driver has been drinking ,pulls him over and asks him what the problem is?

Paddy says ''The bloody trees man,they just pop out from nowhere right before my eyes''.

The P.C. replies ''Paddy that's just your airfreshener !''

nice one

Irishman goes for a job on a building site, foreman asks him whats your name, Paddy Mulligan he says, the foreman says how do you spell it, Paddy says "Stick your ****ing job up ya a***"

Englishman tells an Irish man that he's named his son George after his favorite day of the year, St. Georges day, Irishman says what a coincidence so did I.. and shouts to his eldest son '' Pancake!''