September 13, 200817 yr Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
September 13, 200817 yr ''Cowabunga'' Donald you really ''Socked'' it to us with that one Sorry couldn't resist
September 13, 200817 yr What's Batman and a Scouser got on common? They won't go anywhere without Robin.
September 23, 200817 yr How does Batmans Mum call him in for dinner? Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman
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