September 20, 200817 yr The question is: What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi *******, he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. Edited September 20, 200817 yr by The Addict
September 21, 200817 yr This is a great Joke.....sorry Addict but I've read it before I plan NEVER to retire. And if never get good engough to spend all my, so called, "retrement days" giving public Trials displays. Then I'll just ride my bike in public with a clown suit on and make an ass of myself, just for laughs. ....It's bound to make a bob or two Best of balance. Neo
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