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Scotland V Brazil (joke)


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>It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.

> Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his

> teammates looking a bit glum.

>

> "What's up?" he asks.

>

> "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know

> it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be

> bothered."

>

> Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by

> myself, you lads go down the pub."

>

> So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the

> Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how

> the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A

> big cheer goes up as the screen reads:

>

> Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10minutes).

>

> He is beating Scotland all by himself, anyway, a few more pints later

> and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time

> now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.

>

> Result from the Stadium Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1

> (Angus

> 89 minutes).

>

> They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against

> Scotland!!

> They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him

> in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.

>

> He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

>

> "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And

> they only scored at the very, very end!"

>

> "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes."

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