steveo Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*ucking bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f*cking bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Always like a good Duck story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastplacebrad Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 youre quackers, thats ducking hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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