Anything goes

How can I check to see when me subsciption is due?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvxtDyOigQ

might be handy for those venues where your not so sure leavin the trailer........... aldi - trailer hitch lock (uk only guys sorry)

A True Scot A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up, and eyes it critically. 'How much to repair it?' the Scot asks the pharmacist. 'Six pence,' says the pharmacist. 'How much for a new one?' 'Ten pence,' says the pharmacist. The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandanna, places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the pharmacy, kilt swinging. A moment or two later the pharma…

Im trying to put some pictures on here. Ive tried to create an album but there seems to be an advertising banner blocking the bottom of the form, also tried pasting. Any help appreciated.

Following on from an earlier thread: Buggatti found in lockup

If I'm going to thank him it's going to be for making a war film that I could sit down to watch with my young uns: Just like one of Winners favourite recipes you would need a Boorish drunk of an actor, a good German soldier, Bad Nazi's that can't shoot straight and an elephant. Whilst this Ricky Gervais interview stays in my memory:- Which is where it will have to stay ! I reviewed my link to Youtube with Ricky and Michael and it meant anyone looking through it would have been subject to about eight 30 second adverts....it's not worth it...their tekkin the peepee now. So I'll just have to paraphrase Ricky's quote: "...So, staunch restaurant critic Michael, how m…

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath th…

I wish I had the b*lls to do this myself Or Talk about a 'can-do' attitude **WARNING BAD LANGUAGE**

A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?" "Yes" he says, "I was in the Falklands for three years." The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 a.m." The guy is puzzled and asks "If the hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 a.m.?" "This is a Council job" the interviewer replies. "F…

Yes, although I was into bikes, I have managed to spend a fair amount of time bent over the fenders of a few of these things. Found this great site via their rather excellent calendner, lots of great pics, and lots of great iron! First car I ever drove was the old mans 67 Dodge Charger 440 R/T ! Much of this is just too much for the Brits!Find them if you can!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job know…

Altogether Now.

Grimbo,making it look effortless-----

Scanned, from today's Independent - fantastic result After yesterday's protest ride in the Peak District, by legal trailriders and TRF members on legal and bona-fide trails, I saw this half page article in today's Independent newspaper Gets the points across very well and a good feature in the mainsteeam UK Press

Our Time In Eden God had finished with the basic structure of humanity and was ready to get down to the perks when he called Adam and Eve to sit at his side. "Okay, kids," he said to them, "you have all the essential stuff. Now who wants to be able to pee standing up?" Adam lept to his feet. "Me! Let it be me! Pleeeezz!" "So Be It." God said. God then turned to Eve. "Well let me see," he murmured, looking at his master plan. "Sorry Eve, looks like all I have left is multiple orgasms."

Need a man with a van, trailer, or sturdy suspension, to pick up an engine and gearbox from Halifax hx1 4rn and bring it to Glasgow. Cant get a quote for anything over 100kg. Engine, pallet, with all ancillaries should be about 230kg I'll come meet you in Glasgow from Fort William. 220 motorway miles. 4 hours.

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p*** off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundred's of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down, and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood. "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. YES, YES, YES!!…

Did anyone practice in Blackford Quarry (completly off limits now) probably late 70's early 80's ? It was a great place and very popular at the time. If the name sounds familiar to some , its situated on Blackford Hill , on the opposite side to where the SSDT finished before it moved completly to Fort Bill.

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.' That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let'…