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Anyone got any recommendations on e mail security. Encryption etc. Interested in securing the content as opposed to receiving spam etc

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Oh dear: North Yorkshire tests nuke

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A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the armed services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.' The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K.. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm, but you can start tomorrow at 10:00am and plan on starting at 10am every day.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are …

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on, "It represents a candle" he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.…

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.' He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.' The girl replied 'Put it between my legs, the warmth of …

Went looking for this and there are a lot of different ones, but this still rocks! HERE

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the wa…

How is it that nearly every trials bike for sale on ebay....no matter how old....has the description "hardly been used" or been stood for 3 years, or... just used for playing in the woods, just had new tyres, chain, sprockets and pads. So to sum up, every bike for sale on ebay has never (almost) been ridden or trialled or abused and therefore the people you think you are riding with on a weekend are just a figment of your imagination. Ha !

Bernard Mathews has passed away a good day for every Turkey and Chicken in this country! Family were wondering whether to bury him, but they have decided to cremate him.........but stuffing him first

Now ive heard everything. The Queen mum has gone cold, and needs money for heating oil. Have we no compassion for the elderly? Were she here, she would be treated like ant Zituni, Obama's aunt, and promptly given public assistance without ever being required to leave, even after nearly 10 years and prompted for deportation, but allowed a stay by her dear nephew. Can we at least come up with some home heating oil?

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his shiny new BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?", asks the attendant "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", s…

How do you copy and paste an ebay link in to the classified ads on here ?? The normal way doesn't seem to work ?? Thanks in advance.

I didn't know if there was somewhere more suitable to put this, or if it's been raised before. But, on this forum only I have to press the 'back' button twice to actually go back, and only since the forum upgrade. All other forums and webpages are fine, and same in different browsers. Any ideas? Cheers, Sam

For a change I thought I would fill it in and send it back Europe/America private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors, BRITISH LOTTERY, officially bring to your notice the final draw result of March 2007 BRITISH LOTTERY-wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The United Kingdom, You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of (One Million, Three Hundred Thousand Pounds). Please contact the fiduciary agent for more informations on how to claim your funds. Name: MR.WILLAIMS SPENCER E-mail: britishonlinenationallotteryuk@yahoo.co.uk Tel: (+44) 70457 16096 Fill the Below informations and s…

Andy, can the new site still take the live chat that used to be at the top of the forums? didnt use it much but always felt it added alot to the site, questions,banter and saying hello to users. Any chance it can be stuck back on