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That rear wing is not just to impress the charver crew in the McDonalds car park of a Friday night???? Andy at 0.35 seconds?

Who's been riding at Torphin then ?

This is cute story... Elephants Never Forget? In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several t…

Can someone please do something about this weather so we can all go and play without swimming haha

I am sure I bring this up every year at this time. Andy originally posted this a few years back and it is well worth looking at! Google the artist, Terry Kelly and his song called, A pittance of Time. If you can, check out his website, which also gives a true account of why Terry wrote this song in honor of our veterans. Then listen to the song and watch the video on Youtube. Lest we forget!

Heard on the news this evening regarding members of H.M Forces that visit schools to talk to the children should STOP! as they think this is a recruiting campaign Are they going to stop the Policeman, Fireman or any other profession visiting schools as this to might be considerd a recruiting campaign................ Hard as it may seem, but being a member of H.M Forces is a JOB pitty the ''Do Gooders'' can't see this, but they would be the first to cry for help if a situation arises. Rant Over

SMART a*** ANSWERS 2007 The last one is a worthy winner. 6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.' -------------------…

Andy Any way I could customize the trials calender for my personal/local choices ? Just a thought. Ross

Afternoon, A rather shameless plug - myself and 6 other colleagues will be taking part in a bike ride in order to raise money for Children in Need. As part of the Bosch group we have a target to raise

Whatever happened to Live Chat! Did it get abused by some reckless, feckless individuals? Ishy, clear your Inbox down I need to send you a PM, ta...

I have to give this chap 7.5 for creativity, he's even giving me a B*****ksing From: Amb. John Campbell US Ambassador To Nigeria US - NIGERIA Send Your Reply To This Email: jn_em1@live.com UNITED NATIONS 2007 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS ON CONFIRMATION BY AMB. JOHN CAMPBELL, US AMBASSADOR. REF/PAYMENTS CODE: ECB/06654 $100,000 USD. Attn: Sir / Madam, As you've refused up till now to have my first and second official indispensable email letters to your own good interest acknowledge to this development accordingly organized and notified by the United Nations, which my office informed you about your name been among the selected scam victims to be comp…

A quote from the Perth Club website :- "Trials: Meetings were originally held on part on, part off road and covered vast areas including Killin, Kenmore, Aberfeldy, Glen Lyon, Crieff, Methven, Bridge of Earn - in effect all of Perthshire, and a bit more." How about a twin shock 2-day based on the above. I would love such an event if it was at all possible ! Ross

A new book has been released for observers to understand the rules of trials observing. It explains all rules ACU, FIM, TSR22 A,B,and the rest of the alphabet, Indoor, Outdoor, Gate, Time and observation etc, etc Free copies available, delivery

Youi gotta love it!

I'm really getting tired of all the politics in this sport.

A bit dated but still funny * SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B*****ks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in makes a lot of noise, cr@ps on everything, and then leaves. * SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people'…

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "GOOD GRIEF, DID YOU SEE THAT?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees the same two beady little eyes before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The h…

hi, i am trying to place an advert on the classified ads section but am struggling to get logged in. I have registered some time ago but have forgotten my password, when i recive a temporrary password by email i use the link on the email to log in but it keeps comming up on the screen telling me to use the link in the email "which is what i have already done" to get me to the logging in page. please help!

I downloaded two versions of the same building in Google Earth (the skytower if you must know) and the one rendition is junk so I want to kill it. How can I do this?