Anything goes

I was at a concert a while ago, The "problem"? started when the announcer (possibly the worse for drink) introduced the Londonderry air as the London Derrière. Some younger members at the front of the band started to smirk, then the conductor got the giggles, then a few more of the band got the joke and got the giggles. Every time the conductor raised his baton and the band raised their instruments the giggles spread. By now the conductor was really struggling and having to lean on his Lectern for support. After about 15 seconds to try to regain his composure he spluttered out "perhaps we should try the Dambusters" but his voice began to fail and he could not get the fina…

Have you heard about the new crossbreed dog - its a cross between a Rottweiler and a Labrador. It scares the s**t out of you but then goes to get the toilet roll !!!! Essex Rider

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Thanks to François Glineur (on the Beta Techno Owners Facebook group) for reproducing the sticker. Sprido paints (reference: SP00159).

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A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the armed services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.' The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K.. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm, but you can start tomorrow at 10:00am and plan on starting at 10am every day.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are …

How is it that nearly every trials bike for sale on ebay....no matter how old....has the description "hardly been used" or been stood for 3 years, or... just used for playing in the woods, just had new tyres, chain, sprockets and pads. So to sum up, every bike for sale on ebay has never (almost) been ridden or trialled or abused and therefore the people you think you are riding with on a weekend are just a figment of your imagination. Ha !