Have a look at this 2008 for auction - then read the description

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Pis*ed myself. A page out of my own book.

Don't let them indoors get away with this sort of disgraceful behaviour against us keeping our toys....read on

At the annual women's lib convention, the first speaker, a lady from

> Nottingham , stood and said;

>

> 'During last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive

> with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my

> husband Trevor that I would no longer cook for him and that he would

> have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing, after the

> second day I saw nothing, but on the third day I saw that he had

> cooked a wonderful roast lamb' (the crowd cheered).

>

> The second speaker from York , stood up and said

>

> 'After last year's conference I went home and told my husband Ivan

> that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it

> himself. After the first day I saw nothing, after the second day I

> saw nothing, but on the third day I saw that he had done not only his

> own washing, but mine as well' (the crowd again cheered).

>

> The third speaker from Newcastle, stood up and said

>

> 'Afta last yee-ah's confrence aah went hyem and telt that lazy

> basstad Geordie o mine,that ah was nee langa pickin up his beer

> cans, cookin his foud and washin his kecks and that he was ganna

> hafta dee em himsell' (the crowd went wild with cheering and clapping

> that lasted for five long minutes)

>

> She continued.....'Afta the forst day, I nevah saw nowt - not a dicky bord.

> Afta the second day ah still nevah saw nowt, but afta the thord day,

> thank the lawd,................. I could see a little bit oota me left eye'

I have emailed the seller through ask a question and let him know about this thread.

poor ##gg##, sounds like a recipe for a long and happy marriage

Bet he wishes he had a missus like mine.........

Just two days ago I was on the phone to Mrs Wife at home (I'm offshore just now). Her son was visiting and she put him on for a blether (Scots chin-wag). He goes on to tell me his boss is selling a 2001 Mont 315, apparently top notch condition with lots of spares and he'd been offered it at mates rates. He was skint as usual ! So I says.....'ask yer mum if I can buy it'. The question was put to my better half and the answer was.....' only if I can get a new kitchen sink ' !!!!!

I get home on Tuesday, go to B+Q and then pick up a spare bike. Happy days. I love her.

GJ

Fair play Mont 315 / Kitchen sink for the wife. Everyones happy. to yer wife. Happy days.

Bet he wishes he had a missus like mine.........

Just two days ago I was on the phone to Mrs Wife at home (I'm offshore just now). Her son was visiting and she put him on for a blether (Scots chin-wag). He goes on to tell me his boss is selling a 2001 Mont 315, apparently top notch condition with lots of spares and he'd been offered it at mates rates. He was skint as usual ! So I says.....'ask yer mum if I can buy it'. The question was put to my better half and the answer was.....' only if I can get a new kitchen sink ' !!!!!

I get home on Tuesday, go to B+Q and then pick up a spare bike. Happy days. I love her.

GJ

Gav

All that sea air must be getting to you mate.....