steveo Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 A Northern Territory farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute And is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.' The manager says,'Ok, there's a ....303Rifle behind the seat. Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.' Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said Boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'. 'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager. 'Well boss, it's his motorbike. The flashing blue light is stuck Under the right-front wheel arch.' You there Boss?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon v8 Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Good joke,but even by my memory its at least 5 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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