February 14, 200521 yr My darling Beta... I know my wife sometimes calls you my second wife...but really you are my first...so dont get upset!.. ANyway...just want to wish you a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
February 14, 200521 yr Stu-- You're starting to worry me. Put the screwdriver down and step away from the workbench. Good. Now get some help. Okay? Richard
February 14, 200521 yr Maybe your life could be more fullfilled if you had more trials bikes (extra marital sections) then you could send out more valentine greetings ?
February 14, 200521 yr Why Beta's are better than women. Your Beta won't be mad at you if you ride another bike. You can use tie downs on your Beta. Your Beta won't complain if you finish riding quickly. You can have more than one bike. Your can let your friends ride your Beta. You can get home late drunk and your Beta won't complain. Your Beta is happy to sleep in the shed. You can get rid of your old Beta and it wont take the house and car with it. Your Beta will never tell you "You have gone the wrong way." Hope you had a good ride on Monday Stu.
February 15, 200521 yr Author Only having a laugh boys!!...great reply PA..I like the idea about more trials bikes too coflet!!
February 15, 200521 yr Tips for a happy Marriage. 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me "In the Lake." 8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!" 10. Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. 12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 13. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" And I said "Dust!"
February 15, 200521 yr Another unfortunately accurate wife vs. Beta analogy: It's all over much too quickly and I fall off a lot.
February 16, 200521 yr You can get home late drunk and your Beta won't complain the next morning it complains.
February 19, 200521 yr When I was trying to con my wife into letting me buy a new Beta she said OK only if you buy me an animal skin coat.....................I bought her a donkey jacket.
February 19, 200521 yr We Americans just love that British sense of humor. I just wish Stu's wife would catch him in the act of shagging the Beta and post a pic ! Would make for a good chuckle! I'm going back to the Sherco forum now!
February 19, 200521 yr Author Hey haggis....I've gotta remember that one. In fact I might just order a donkey jacket now, to have one standing by.
February 19, 200521 yr Author Copemech....I guess Im often found lying on top of it, and sometimes even underneath it, but unfortunately thats just because I crash alot!
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