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Here's one for all you wannabee roadracers, ever wondered what it is like? Read my latest article called "A Day at the Track" it might give you some insight into what it is actually like and then you can appreciate the skills required to be the next Valentino or Casey! Humbly Tony

I was saddened to hear of the death of the 60's musical genius, Arthur Lee. Love's album forever changes ranks up there in the top 50 best albums of all time and the influence the band has is far reaching. I was lucky enough to see Arthur Lee and Love in concert a few years ago and they were awesome.

I wonder if the other top makes will go the same way as KTM? KTM X Bow

Hi all, Anyone got their XBOX 360 and PC linked up together. I'm running Vista and the Windows Media Center works fine but I'm finding the XBOX entender functions are very intermittent. Am thinking of loading XP Media Centre Edition back onto my PC if it will help. Vista is a bit buggy anyway........ Bloomin awesome to be able to play pics/music/video on my XBOX on my HD tv though....:-) Ian.

Anybody on here from these areas or round about. My Aprilia went missing at Craigleithhill area. Where do bikes get ridden, apart from the old railway lines ? Anybody to speak in these areas who might aid recovery before its wrecked. Probably best to PM me directly or phone on 07732 183 461. Thanks Ross.

Congratulations to the Aussies for lifting the Cricket World Cup (again). A few weeks ago I was stopped by an (ex) Indian at passport control at Sydney airport, "who's going to win?" he asked me after seeing my SA passport with NZ perm residency. "Aus" I replied (not wanting to end up being questioned by immigration!). But it was IMO a foregone conclusion even then. Well done. Now can we have Stefan back?

gives a bit of balance to the anti off roaders OTT claims about off roaders http://www.4x4prejudice.org/index.php

A man takes the day off work and Decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he Notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is About to shoot when he Hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.' The man looks around and doesn't See anyone. Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.' He looks at the frog and decides to Prove the frog wrong, puts the Club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.' The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man…

Just as an aside to all this Russel Brand and Jonathon Ross nonsense and Fawlty Towers, we are working in a O&G and renewables partnership with a company about to start development of 4 new field locations in the Cromarty Firth, the field/well names: Basil, Sybil, Manuel and Polly. I KID YOU NOT...nearly wet myelf when I read the spec the other day

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the swine who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will take the p**s out of you about it, every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about…

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EDCM Oh no another charity.................. Please take time to have a look at the above link your support would be appreciated.

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.' London Lawyer says, 'What for?' Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' Glasgow cop says,…

A man went to the doctor & said "Every time I pass wind it makes a funny noise." The doctor said "It's supposed to." The patient continued "No, not that kind of funny noise." "Well what sort of funny noise do you mean?" asked the doctor. "Well, it sort of comes out like HONDA!" "Mmm," said the doctor. "Can you give me a sample?" "I'll try," said the man. So he strained & strained until his face turned red & a vein was sticking out of his forehead until he managed to break wind which indeed sounded just like "HONDA." The doctor said "In all my years of general practice I've never come across anything so bizarre, I can only surmise that it must be som…

Merry Christmas to everyone from Cottonwood Arizona (the center of the trials universe) Joe and Lisa

When the gentleman that invented cats eyes came across the idea he saw a cat in the road at night, in his headlights, but what would he have invented had the cat been turned in the opposite direction.? The pencil sharpener. (Said by Les Dawson in the papers this weekend)

Is there a list on TC of all the TC advertisers? cant find one anywhere

Like a Tiger A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I …