The Perfect Man..... Could This Be A Refined Barry?

[steveo]

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're

just like Frank."

Passenger:

"Who?"

Cabbie:

"Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all the

time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened

like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger:

"There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie:

"Not Frank Feldman.

He was a terrific athlete.

He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.

He could golf with the pros.

He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you

should have heard him play the piano.

He was an amazing guy"

Passenger:

"Sounds like he was something really special"

Cabbie:

"There's more.......

He had a memory like a computer.

Could remember everybody's birthday.

He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.

He could fix anything.

Not like me.

I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.

But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger.

"Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie:

"He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.

But Frank, he never made a mistake"

Passenger.

"Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabbie:

"And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel

good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his

clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He was the perfect man!

He never made a mistake.

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger:

"An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie:

"Well, I never actually met Frank."

Passenger:

"Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie:

"I married his fuc%ing widow."

[exiled yorkshireman]

very good