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Oh dear, thought it might be quite good, but Chris Evans !!! I thought it was going to be the all new TG. All they did was carry on with the old format with nothing new, or better than before, in fact some of it was cringeworthy. I think clarkson and co will not be too worried.

Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car. It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash.

Worth reading the the Q&As ... Bear for Sale

As the title says, it's not trials. So I hope it's not breaking any forum rules. On board an R1 with a crazy Russian guy who seems to be in a rush! Watch it on full screen for best effect

A friend just showed me this. Go onto any site, here now if you liek and type this into the address bar and hit go. EDIT: Okay, cos the forum is clever it's putting a space between the java and script at the beginning, so delete that space then try

Hi Andy, Any chance of bringing in more post icons? I struggle to illistare the appropriate emotions some times . .. Best of balance, Neo

Hi Dear Friend, Compliment of season, I hope this mail will find you in good health condition and in perfect state of mind. My name Miss Lisabella Morgan. While going through browsing today on www.trialscentral.com I came across your profile which I personally found interesting and charming so decided to drop you few lines just to say hi.The reason why I contacted you is for long-term business relationship, I contacted you because I have a business proposal which I would like you to stand on my behalf as my trustee and foreign partner in the area of this business transaction and long-term relationship. In order to educate you more on details, kindly contact me through my…

Well, it has happened, now i got ads for penile extension on the TC forums! It states at the bottom of the advert that if you don't want this you might consider becoming a TC suporter! Me thunk me wus! :moon: :moon:

I have just noticed that Trials Central has just cracked the 3000 registered members, and rising. Well done Andy.

7MB MP3 download, but worth it. Only in Yorkshire! http://www.galaxyyorkshire.co.uk/goout.asp...;channel_id=130

Starving Children in Africa? Earthquake in Pakistan? Immediate help.......................Pay your money into an account in any Bank/Building Society to help these countries? Fly Planes full of food and clothing? We have got big hearts us Brits???? Now I'm a Yorkshireman so where can I send a couple of Quid to help the poor sods that have lost everything in the floods? Don't think I can, but here we are one of the richest nations in the world and we can't help our own...............spoke to somone today and he hasn't had fresh water since Saturday..............never mind our new Prime Minister visited the worst hit areas today so everything will be ok Dosn't it ma…

Hello Can anyone recomend some free downloadable software for checking against spyware . Thanks.

OK,next year on June the 6th I will hit the big 50,so I would like some ideas on what I should do to celebrate.The following spring to mind. 1.Trip to the Isle of Man TT (never done it) 2.Trials bike holiday down in Cornwall 3.Get the old XJR out and drive to Scotland (and get p****d) 4.Rob a Bank 5.Tell my manager to stick his job 6. Do absolutely nothing but look in the mirror and wonder where all them years have gone. 7.Canoeing In The North Sea Please let me know all your ideas as I will have to prepare for the big date. Thanks. PS. try and not think of ideas where the wife might like to come along.

As usual, when I'm stuck out in the North sea on nightshift I come up with some mad ideas so here goes.... Just to put you in the picture, a short story; About 3 years ago my mate said he'd like to buy my old Gasser, so at an offer of mates rates I invited him over to pick it up. He arrives shortly after, opens the back of the van and out jumps a couple of 2 month old cocker spaniels. "Just took them for a run" says he as Mrs Wife walks round the corner and goes "aaawww - puppies" Long story short - I get half of what I wanted for the bike and Mrs Wife gets a pedigree spangle - deal done! Still to this day I call her 'half a gasgas' (the dog, not the wife)! Anyhoo…

How to advertise your old boots..... Anyone willing to acknowledge ownership.....of either boots or model

Just been emailed this little gem, tempted to play the guy along as much and as far as possible, anyone got any suggestions? FROM: BARRISTER RICHARD DUKE (ESQ.) Tel: + 44 7024062734 Fax: + 44 709 2888420 Dear my worthy fellow, I am Richard Duke, a Legal practitioner based in London, United Kingdom and the personal Attorney to Late Mr. Roland Lake who was formerly a private investor/ realtor with the Frank Howard Allen Realtors before his death, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. On the 31st of January 2000, my client and his wife along with their two children were among the victims of Boeing 737 Airliner crash. You can read more about the crash by visit…

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spence…

I wonder if it will sell? look NR750 HONDA

Seems like Colin wasn't certified to fly,nor did he have permission to take his sons pal up for a flight...what a waste http://www.scotsman.com/news/Colin-McRae-FAI-Witness-describes.6689589.jp