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A mum is cleaning her 12yr old sons bedroom and finds a load of bondage gear and fetish magazines under his bed.. She asks her husband "What do I do? " He says, " I'm not sure but what ever you do, don't spank him!"

A very sad day today After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in his profession ! What a waste of time, effort, training and money.! A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant mortician ..

A very sad today After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now longer work in his profession ! What a waste of time, effort, training and money.! A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant mortician ..

UK certain age humour

If you get cold, stand in the corner for a bit as they are usually about 90 degrees Two guys stole a calendar .. they both got 6 months each.. This 80 year old guy was sitting by the kerbside and crying his eyes out when this young guy came up to him and said, " Why are you crying?" He said, " I married a young lady and in the morning when we wake up, we have sex.. at 11 am she wants it again, and at 2 pm. 5pm and just before we go to sleep at 10pm too.. " The young guy says, " Wow, that sounds amazing . so why are you crying? " The old guy says, " Because I've forgotten where I f*****g live "

This old trials rider wanted a brand new pair of Trials boots, so when he was at the World rounds, he saw some for sale and bought them right there and then. When he got them home, he tried them on and walked into the kitchen and said to his wife, " Hey Maureen, Notice anything different about me? She said "Nope !" So he stormed off to the bedroom , got completely naked except for his new boots, then walked back into the kitchen and said " Maureen, notice anything different NOW? " She said, "Kevin, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow !" So Kevin yells at her.. " AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN?? IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW FECKING BOOTS !" Maureen pauses for a moment and says, " Really ? .....Should have bought a new Helmet "

Have you seen this video? http://www.trialscentral.com/sub-headlines/17999-lampkin-family-tv-documentary That was just a beautiful portrayal of true sporting genius mixed with traditional family values at its best. Respect

Well if you were a full one, you wouldn't have asked this question in the first place

So has this thread turned into an economics lesson for the Dabster?

Really ??

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.....Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is Doctor, it wakes me up!"

but that's another discussion altogether ... Regarding the TRS, for sometime now, people have been saying they want a 'Clubmans' bike. A bike that is easy to work on, performs well, rides well and is of a decent quality. Jordi Tarres has recognised that and with his meticulous attention to detail and quality, he has produced the TRS One which is all those things. It can certainly perform at the highest level as it beat Toni Bou on it's first outing and that is impressive in anyone's book ! Yes time will tell regarding sales but I suspect it will do well