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atomant

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  1. A mum is cleaning her 12yr old sons bedroom and finds a load of bondage gear and fetish magazines under his bed.. She asks her husband "What do I do? " He says, " I'm not sure but what ever you do, don't spank him!"
  2. A very sad day today After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in his profession ! What a waste of time, effort, training and money.! A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant mortician ..
  3. A very sad today After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now longer work in his profession ! What a waste of time, effort, training and money.! A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant mortician ..
  4. If you get cold, stand in the corner for a bit as they are usually about 90 degrees Two guys stole a calendar .. they both got 6 months each.. This 80 year old guy was sitting by the kerbside and crying his eyes out when this young guy came up to him and said, " Why are you crying?" He said, " I married a young lady and in the morning when we wake up, we have sex.. at 11 am she wants it again, and at 2 pm. 5pm and just before we go to sleep at 10pm too.. " The young guy says, " Wow, that sounds amazing . so why are you crying? " The old guy says, " Because I've forgotten where I f*****g live "
  5. This old trials rider wanted a brand new pair of Trials boots, so when he was at the World rounds, he saw some for sale and bought them right there and then. When he got them home, he tried them on and walked into the kitchen and said to his wife, " Hey Maureen, Notice anything different about me? She said "Nope !" So he stormed off to the bedroom , got completely naked except for his new boots, then walked back into the kitchen and said " Maureen, notice anything different NOW? " She said, "Kevin, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow !" So Kevin yells at her.. " AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN?? IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW FECKING BOOTS !" Maureen pauses for a moment and says, " Really ? .....Should have bought a new Helmet "
  6. Have you seen this video? http://www.trialscentral.com/sub-headlines/17999-lampkin-family-tv-documentary That was just a beautiful portrayal of true sporting genius mixed with traditional family values at its best. Respect
  7. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    Well if you were a full one, you wouldn't have asked this question in the first place
  8. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    So has this thread turned into an economics lesson for the Dabster?
  9. A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.....Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is Doctor, it wakes me up!"
  10. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    but that's another discussion altogether ... Regarding the TRS, for sometime now, people have been saying they want a 'Clubmans' bike. A bike that is easy to work on, performs well, rides well and is of a decent quality. Jordi Tarres has recognised that and with his meticulous attention to detail and quality, he has produced the TRS One which is all those things. It can certainly perform at the highest level as it beat Toni Bou on it's first outing and that is impressive in anyone's book ! Yes time will tell regarding sales but I suspect it will do well
  11. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    You are going to have to get use to people gushing over it I'm afraid because it is that good ! oh, and my last 2 bikes were 300 Gassers and I never noticed any benefit in having a 6 speed gearbox which you seem to be making a big issue about. As Steve says, it's designed by a rider and lets face it, Jordi Tarres isn't just any rider is he?
  12. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    This is Steve Fracy on the newly arrived TRS
  13. Mother is texting her son .. Mom : " Son, where are you?" Son : "I'm at a strip club mom" Mom : " What! Did you see anything you shouldn't have ? " Son : " Besides all the naked women, yeah just one thing " Mom : " Let me guess, your father ! " Son : " No, my sister "
  14. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    Here is a good read on the TRS - http://www.joomag.com/mag/0878531001456491473?page=96
  15. Apologies if this has already been posted but I just came across this online mag which is a good read called On The Pegs - Great articles on all the new bikes http://www.joomag.com/en/newsstand/on-the-pegs-volume-1-issue-3/0878531001456491473?ref=ib
  16. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    Have you seen the 'independent' review on TMX - Looking good http://www.tmxnews.co.uk/news/latest-news-s3/On-Test-TRS-One-i12344
  17. When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down. I was in an 80's band called prevention! .. They were better than The Cure .. Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot You know what they say about cliffhangers......
  18. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    Do you have a TRS too ?
  19. I do not understand what you are trying to say here? If you have enough technicians to manufacture 80 bikes per day that is great, if you are selling 80 bikes a day that is! It would make no long term economic sense to have that many technicians idle or doing lesser work during the time of non manufacture ( unless the market could afford it) .... and your comment "Profit isn't the same thing as cash either when thinking about manufacturing Return On Investment" - what exactly are you trying to say here? Obviously the term ROI is about the net profit you make on the cost of investment but why are you saying its not the same as cash?
  20. atomant

    Trs Bike Unveiled

    There has been nothing but praise from everyone who has seen the machine or ridden it. Is the TRS the new TY ?
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