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First Year Medical Class

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A professor at the University of Staffordshire was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a mature female student in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your a*** hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably playing golf with his friends.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.......

A professor at the University of Staffordshire was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a mature female student in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your a*** hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably playing golf with his friends.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.......

Bloody hell, it's taken a while for that one to reach the Antipodes

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