Right you lot,
Liked the roofing felt tip, a lot!

I shall steal that!
Letting down the tyres on the car/van works, ( would have thought guys running 4 psi in the tyres of their trials bike would think of that!).

10 psi would do the trick (but blow em up again asap obviously).
Try pulling away in second gear with a slipped clutch, if the field looks slippy, again use your trials experience!
Walk the spot you are going to park on first, ditto!
Taking the 150lbs of Trials bike off the backrack of a front wheel drive car works too.
Getting folks to push endangers their achilles tendons, sit them on the boot (rear wheel drive) or bonnet (front wheel drive) and make them bounce up and down a lot
Folks might look down their noses at my 1963 Land Rover, but towing out a 50+ grand Range Rover/Porshe Cayenne is very satisfying indeed! I've towed 16 tonners off fields with it too. Tyres make a hellova din though! And I have a lot of extra metal welded up to strengthen the rear chassis
Back in the old days you could by Town&Country tyres, much like modern Snow tyres and a mate in the tyre trade is selling a lot of those this year.
Get yourself a pair of secondhand rims from the breakers, fit snows, stick them on the drive axle for the winter, simples!
Always carry your own lump of rope, and get a couple of 1 1/2" u-shackles (never tighten a shackle all the way up), you don't want 8" of knotted blue string on the towing eye of the motor for the next few years!
On modern cars/vans the tow eye is in the boot/toolkit & screws into the crumple-bumper (hidden under a circular blanking plug on the plastic bumper). Never tighten these eyes up, wynd it home and back off a half turn or it will stick.
If you are really stuck, and there's no one to tow you out, jack the car up and use the floormats under both the wheels. ( Carry a 9"x9" piece of ali treadplate in the boot for the jacks foot, great for resting you bikes sidestand on too).
Try starting the vehicle in 1st or 2nd gear, using the starter motor to (wynd it out) get that first bit of traction might just swing it!
Oh and a spade, not a shovel, comes in handy sometimes.
Why's my forum name Heavywrecker? Used to tow lorries for a living.....
Edited by heavywrecker, 17 December 2011 - 06:25 PM.