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Anybody recognize the groom? TC member

To: The citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the tran…

Talking of the Pre 65. Of late I have been paying approx.£175.00 plus Pre 65 cover. Therefore, for the actual trial insurance cost me just under £200.00. An expensive 2 days. However, for the first time, a lady at Footman James offered a discount if I joined one of two associated clubs on their list. This cost me £30.00 making a good saving (down to £125.00) but I also get a glossy mag every month! None the less I only use the bike on the road for the Scottish and very occasional jaunt around my village venturing no further than Spearmint Rhino territory! To be honest, the motorists treat me worse than cyclists, for they probably expect my Cub to go quicker than it …

At this time of year I found this to be truly touching. A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're m arried …

10 minute vid !The guy near the end coming down , that just has to be Barry !! The way they laugh had me p***ing meself I wish I knew what they were on about though

Evening all, After reading Andys little sausage TALE i thought i would post this little jem from about 7-10 years ago. About 8 of us were doing a road base national and we were having a laugh and a lot of 5 when i past one lad that we got hammerd with the night before. As i past him we were on a road i shouted a few words his way he replyed with a torrent thrown back all in foreign. A few mins later this Beta came past me on the back wheel flat out and the rider with his a*** out, trousers and pants just below his knees and above just above his boots shouting kiss my a*** Ralphy. I was in stitches as he went around the bend out of view. As i went around the bend i w…

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Ok so it was a slow day at work but I needed to get stuff done. In one of my very few down periods I stumbled across this post in a forum. I have that sense of adventure or at least have tid bits of it compared to these two. I also go bareling into adventure with out thinking too much about the bad stuff that can happen. That's parts of the Team WGASA spirit. Beware that this is a long read. It really should be a book (that I would gladly purchase). I know that there are stories like this with trials people (mike rapley and copey to name a couple) Grab a cup of coffee and sit back for a great story. Fredrik also known as RadioBaobab. I don't know him but after this po…

Note the smoke coming off the rider's right boot heel: cheers, Michael

Anybody on here work for Abbey ? If so, can you tell me why they adopted a steaming turd as their new emblem.

For those interested in live tracking of the riders in the Abu Dhabi Desert Challenge. Live Tracking With Marc Coma, Cytil Despres and Britains James West in the open class this should be some event.

This one needs an introduction, so you won't be lost at the beginning. This man was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was his response: "I am writing in response to your request for additional information, for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80-foot tower. When I had completed my work, I di…

Well in a moment of madness I have agreed too do the Bristol too London cycle ride on August 26th, in fairness it is something I have wanted too do for a long time and the fitness thing will no doubt help out in trials riding (falling off) and it is a sponsored thing for charity so Please find some good within yourselves dig deep and click the sponsorship link in my signature P.S anyone else doing this?

Our Time In Eden God had finished with the basic structure of humanity and was ready to get down to the perks when he called Adam and Eve to sit at his side. "Okay, kids," he said to them, "you have all the essential stuff. Now who wants to be able to pee standing up?" Adam lept to his feet. "Me! Let it be me! Pleeeezz!" "So Be It." God said. God then turned to Eve. "Well let me see," he murmured, looking at his master plan. "Sorry Eve, looks like all I have left is multiple orgasms."

I'm bored and trawling again------

Can anybody help me? I want to add photographs to a post. Is the only way to use a link to an external site? Can I just upload photos direct? Thanks,

I have Adobe 7.0 I cannot view .pdf files in Explorer. for example I go to the NATC website and click on the results for Round 5. At the bottom of my browser it states that it is downloading the file, But all I get is a blank web page. If I save the exact same file to my computer and then open Adobe I can view the file and see my name in glorious black and white down near the bottom of my class. How do I get adobe and exploder to work together? It just one day they didn't like to talk to each other any more. Thanks zippy

Well, it has happened, now i got ads for penile extension on the TC forums! It states at the bottom of the advert that if you don't want this you might consider becoming a TC suporter! Me thunk me wus! :moon: :moon:

The power of advertising? Don't really care what it is about but this one I have seen several times now and it works for me. Brilliant

hi, i am trying to place an advert on the classified ads section but am struggling to get logged in. I have registered some time ago but have forgotten my password, when i recive a temporrary password by email i use the link on the email to log in but it keeps comming up on the screen telling me to use the link in the email "which is what i have already done" to get me to the logging in page. please help!