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  1. 13 hours ago, lineaway said:

    I have no clue what that is, but that bike has the wiring run wrong. That is why it is so twisted looking.  I would turn that adjuster back a full turn counterclockwise and start it again. I leave my bike running just above 2000 rpm`s.

    It’s a security ID chip, Datatag or similar.

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  2. Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.
     
    After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

    She writes: 'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?  
    For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.'

    The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife saying if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. 

    If she doesn't want to have sex, then pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.

     

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  3. 11 hours ago, lineaway said:

     Trouble is it is quite large compared to the two stroke. I am reminded how large every time I load my sons bike into my van.

    If it's your son's bike it should be him loading it...... ;>)

 
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