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  1. Have a look on the Carl Salter website, especially this section…. https://www.carlsalter.com/all-motorcycle-manuals.asp Plenty of others on here…. https://www.carlsalter.com
  2. It’s a security ID chip, Datatag or similar.
  3. ... I've finished it today, what a great read, very tongue in cheek, excellent read.....
  4. Chap who used to ride with him is wanting to contact him......
  5. .. an old trialling buddy from way back when has been to see me today and we got talking about the old days, he was asking me if I'd heard anything of Bill Myers recently. Bill used to live out Matlock way. Anybody?? Thanks.
  6. Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes: 'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.' The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife saying if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, then pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.
  7. A guy telephones a musical agent: Guy, "How much to buy a vocal ensemble"? Agent, "You mean a choir"... Guy, "OK, how much to acquire a vocal ensemble then"?
  8. When they start making brake pads which work on fresh air, I'll start using wavy discs......
  9. If it's your son's bike it should be him loading it...... ;>)
  10. I've got a Beta 4T, the fan is noisier than the engine.....
  11. I was hoping to put it on 'my' website and the CMRF site to publicise it. I'm trying to get a couple of mates interested in going over and having a go...
  12. Lovely poster, can you lay it flat, take a pic' and post it again so I can take a copy of it, please? Thanks.
  13. I use a queue for a chat and much needed rest......
  14. The word 'legend' is bandied about as freely as the word 'celebrity' these days, I think we can safely use the word 'legend' in this man's case......
  15. spen

    1960 24TCS

    Of all my bikes, trials, road or racing, my Greeves Scottish is my favourite....
  16. I supply racing bikes to the classic race team.....
  17. Son "Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?" Dad "Because your mum loves Easter, it's an anagram. Son "Thanks Dad" Dad "You're welcome Alan"
  18. I'm not too far away from you mickrayner. I have a link with the RAF MSA too....
  19. Air leak on inlet..... start the engine and spray WD40 or similar around the inlet area and see if the engine note changes.
 
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