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This might help.... https://www.carlsalter.com/download.asp?p=548

A friend of mine runs a fibreglass company, Ragged Edge Racing, he highly recommends these..... http://www.caswelleurope.co.uk/ethanol-proof-fuel-tank-sealer/

https://ty80.weebly.com/ty80-specs.html

Now THIS is how to lay pipes

Absolutely.

Proper taped sections......

Will see you there.

Not too far then.

Hello Dan, I'm just outside Worksop, where are you?

COUPLES AND OTHERS ..... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------- For Sale : Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------- Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.? "I've been divorced three times." ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often? ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said . "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --- --------- Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!" ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute." ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------- John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I do!" ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------- A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

That's awful, the loss of a local legend.

Montesa Cota 25?

God wakes Noah up and says to him: 'Noah, I want you to build another boat, with several different levels, it must be watertight to carry fish.' Noah asks: 'What is it to be called?' God replies: 'A multi storey carp ark'.

He looks strangely familiar.....

Fantastic....

I see you're 'Midlands', I'm on the S Yorks/N Derbys/ N Notts border, I'd be more than happy to let you try one of my bikes to see if it's do-able....

An elderly couple were watching a 'Discovery Channel' special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?""Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied."Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?""No, it's turned black".

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

Mercury v aluminium.....

Have you knocked the fuel 'tap'? Some have a plunger which needs to be pulled down to run position , if it's up it's on 'prime' setting....