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Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coil, (E. Coil) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Alcohol = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information...

I'm doing it as a public service.

i'll get me coat :banana2:

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

W. C. Fields

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

W. C. Fields

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