john.b Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Click here to have a look. Tiger Woods family Christmas card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 (edited) he he, I was sent that pic a couple days ago! Seems the lad is in for a neutering! Here's one for you, Teacher decided to give the class a pop quiz on this week's spelling words. "Now class, you are to spell the words, then use them in a sentence," said the teacher. "The three words are: hotel, stigma, and homosexual." So Johnny stands up and says "OK teach, I'll give it a shot. First word...H-O-T-E-L. Tiger Woods asked his girlfriend to keep their affair under wraps, but TMZ made the ho tel." Teacher says, "Uh, that's not the correct way to use that word. Try another one." Johnny says, "Alright teach, S-T-I-G-M-A. Tiger Woods said to his girlfriend, "I want to stig ma putter in your sandtrap." Teacher says, "Now Johnny, you spelled the word right, but didn't use it correctly!" "OK teach, how bout this...H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. Tiger Woods asked his girlfriend not to wear any panties because he thought it made the ho mo sexual." Edited December 6, 2009 by copemech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 he he, I was sent that pic a couple days ago! Seems the lad is in for a neutering! Here's one for you, "OK teach, how bout this...H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. Tiger Woods asked his girlfriend not to wear any panties because he thought it made the ho mo sexual." Love it! On the same subject: Two people (who may/may not be white..ahem!) arguing in their kitchen. The first one says ''I can definitely hear music....coming from the fridge?'' The other replies '' I can't''. The first one says ''I can and it sounds like the BeeGees!'' The other retorts '' Oh, that's just the 'chives talkin' ...................Sing along everybody ''Yo telllin' me lies''....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motovintage Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 heard they are changing his name from Tiger to Cheatah.... get it cheater woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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