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Tiger Woods Christmas Card 2009

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he he, I was sent that pic a couple days ago! Seems the lad is in for a neutering! :)

Here's one for you,

Teacher decided to give the class a pop quiz on this week's spelling

words. "Now class, you are to spell the words, then use them in a

sentence," said the teacher. "The three words are: hotel, stigma, and

homosexual."

So Johnny stands up and says "OK teach, I'll give it a shot. First

word...H-O-T-E-L. Tiger Woods asked his girlfriend to keep their affair

under wraps, but TMZ made the ho tel."

Teacher says, "Uh, that's not the correct way to use that word. Try

another one."

Johnny says, "Alright teach, S-T-I-G-M-A. Tiger Woods said to his

girlfriend, "I want to stig ma putter in your sandtrap."

Teacher says, "Now Johnny, you spelled the word right, but didn't use it

correctly!"

"OK teach, how bout this...H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. Tiger Woods asked his

girlfriend not to wear any panties because he thought it made the ho mo

sexual."

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he he, I was sent that pic a couple days ago! Seems the lad is in for a neutering! :)

Here's one for you,

"OK teach, how bout this...H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. Tiger Woods asked his

girlfriend not to wear any panties because he thought it made the ho mo

sexual."

Love it!

On the same subject:

Two people (who may/may not be white..ahem!) arguing in their kitchen.

The first one says ''I can definitely hear music....coming from the fridge?''

The other replies '' I can't''.

The first one says ''I can and it sounds like the BeeGees!''

The other retorts '' Oh, that's just the 'chives talkin' :rotfl: ...................Sing along everybody ''Yo telllin' me lies''....... :rotfl:

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