Vaseline also comes in very handy when the wife and I are alone in the bedroom.

We put it on the doorknob so the kids can't get in.

Get your mind out of the gutter!

Charlie, I figured you'd use grips like this on the Sherco.

You're a real card, aren't you, Robison?

I'll do the jokes around here!

Yeah...the old arm whips.

Any real biker will tell you that fringe is a waste of good leather...and might cause to get your butt pinched by somebody named Kevin.

Jeeze...I had to sell that stuff when I had a shop. I used to cringe whenever I sold that stuff.

Some of these guys' grips were the size of the business end of a baseball bat.