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Spider dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4

And all along I thought it stood for British Brainwashing Corporation...

You might enjoy this clip. I believe the pilot is flying the aircraft in that position because it has a slower stall speed than in level flight. http://vimeo.com/97787543

Yes, I did the clutch fix. The clutch dragged since day one. It is now tolerable, but I'd like to make it better. This is on a 2010 250 EVO.

Has anyone tried a different (non Beta) clutch master cylinder to help with clutch drag ? I wonder if a cylinder that pushes more fluid through when the lever is actuated would get the clutch plates to separate more reducing drag.

After looking at all kind of different options, this is what I came up with. I can fit several bikes in the travel trailer and still have room to spare. One added benefit is the steering is real light, almost as if the front wheels were floating in the air.

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and Gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a Very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little Different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says, "99". The doctor says, "Great",now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'. The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees Raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One.... two… three…"

Nosy neighbor hears diggin by his fence, peeks over and sees the neighbor kid diggin a hole awful close to his fence neighbor " why ya diggin a hole by my fence kid ? " kid says " I'm givin' my beloved goldfish a proper burial, I really liked him " neighbor: "well thats an awful big hole for a goldfish, aint it ?" . . kid: "not really, . . . It's in your cat"

The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?" So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!" The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser. His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you, Bubba?"

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay?; I'm okay thanks," I replied. Thank goodness for that. I'm Elizabeth, what's your name?" "Its Jack. Umm, but, uh; "Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest awhile, and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset." "Don't be silly, Elizabeth said with a smile, she won't know anything! By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!" I said....

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake could not bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind its head took the frog and put it in my bucket. NOW, the dilemma on how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack and poured it down the snakes throat, its eyes rolled back and the snake went limp. I released the snake back into the lake without incident and carried on fishing with my new frog as bait. Not long after I felt something tugging on my leg .... IT was that damn snake again ... with two more frogs!

The wife being the romantic sort, sent me a text...... "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." ........ "I'm taking a poop. What should I do?"

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is all dry and he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking some really good pot, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while trying to take a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!" The monkey looks down and says,"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Dude........How much water did you drink?!"

Prank on car salesman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&client=mv-google&hl=enhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&client=mv-google&hl=enhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&client=mv-google&hl=en&v=Q5mHPo2yDG8&feature=share&nomobile=1&v=Q5mHPo2yDG8&feature=share&nomobile=1&v=Q5mHPo2yDG8&feature=share&nomobile=1

OK. Back on topic. Ho\pefully, not a repeat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mzcS_OGovCg

Lady: Do you really have to drink that much? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six-packs Lady: How much per six-pack? Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 six-pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six-packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No Man: So where's your fricking Ferrari?

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said .. . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man said, "Well, Doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. "Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. "Then I asked my wife for help. "She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. "She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. "We even called up Arlene, the lady next door. And she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit. She even tried squeezin' it between her knees. But still nothing." Shocked, the doctor said, "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open." * * * * * A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now..' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' Long Pause Longer Pause Even Longer Pause Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ........... Is this 486-5731?'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Sdn3O6aaMNc

Women are born this way - Men are born this way http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qGIkLQPT2Wg

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Does anyone wear kidney belts when riding trials ? I always wear one, but I'm beginning to think it's not needed.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree" "Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."