[Chuck Norris is getting old.]

He's creeping up there, Anyone of you blokes think you could kick his ass?

Merica!

[Alternative to observed trials?]

After watching a tonibou video I realized im too lame to compete. 

[Bo Derrick]

Lori Loughlin is more 'in the news'.

[Bo Derrick]

Do yall think she was trying to be open minded wearing dreadlocks or just a blond?

Was really weird and now she is not in vogue.

[Stripped out the pin on rear caliper!]

Std wrench in metric hole?

[ISO Sidecar]

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[Too smoky!]

Nothing wrong with that, just means your cylinder is well lubricated. (or bad rings)  Try out that strawberry scented 2t oil, you would be like the Pied Piper with everyone following you around the loop.

Too bad you cant get reduced entry fees for providing mosquito control at the event.

[TE]

Dang, what an annoying racket that thing makes.

[REFLEX 200 motor swaps ad infinitum]

I was thinking a cr top on a mt crank in a lighter frame would be a grunt.

[REFLEX 200 motor swaps ad infinitum]

2 hours ago, b40rt said:

Kamikazibumboy, one hit rant, never to be seen again.

There's already a kamikazi in this thread, and I am at work for the general good of humanity and I'm knocking on Heavens door. 

[REFLEX 200 motor swaps ad infinitum]

So did you install a 74cr250 motor?

Natural choice.

[TLM 240]

Mahle custom makes them.

[The First Chinese Trials Bike]

1 hour ago, ric h said:

Honda 4RT   163.7 lb

TWC200       171.6 lb

Overweight? Don't think so

Your TR280 only weighs 153 lb.

[$50 86 TRL 200]

Well, Start slapping.

[Trials gloves]

16 hours ago, b40rt said:

WTF

Go be poor somewhere else.

[Trials gloves]

 l love the UnderArmor Coolswitch Golf gloves.

Nice soft Leather gloves, well ventelated, and very durable. Slip on with no velcro strap. They just get better with age.

Have to buy them individually for each hand,  but well worth the $16.00 each.

[Ha ha]

Guy goes to a sex counselor complaining about his boring bedroom life. The counselor had heard this many times and suggested trying different positions. He ask the guy what was his perffered position and the guy replied WOW!

Not having heard that one before, the counselor asked what was that? Guy said it's mom upside down. 

[2019 Beta. Let the speculation begin!]

I'd like to see them fit a gallon of fuel in the frame.

[Evo Clutch side additional weight]

Not really that bad. 

The hardest part is building (or buying) the tool to hold the primary while removing the nut. I cut a idler gear down to wedge clutch and primary. 

[Evo Clutch side additional weight]

Not a bad price point. 

[2018 evo fuel cap]

Seems very annoying and perhaps detrimental if caught in the rain. Definitely warranty material.

Even on the earlier evos you really have to be careful with threading the cap. I use two orings.

[Monty 4rt submerged bike]

I've played submarine with 4ts.

Used mineral oil to flush motor 2x.

Then flush with motor oil 2x.

 

[Electric Bike BHP]

3 hours ago, oni nou said:

The Bank at El paso seems like a good place to start ......"Once upon a time there was a carpenter"

Is that a Clint Eastwood flick?

[Should I drain the carb]

What your mechanic advised could never be considered as bad practice,

But reality is that if you have a clean fuel system and good, no ethanol gas, fuel in the bowl will do no harm.

Fuel/Oil separation in the bowl over time could be an issue.  I always rock the bike good to help

 

[Engine colour question?]

5 hours ago, oldaz said:

Kirchoff's laws of radiation make it evident that a BLACK body is not only a perfect ABSORBER but also a PERFECT EMITTER of heat. Hence a black cylinder will cool down faster than a natural finish one.

Learned something new today. 

Makes sense being that automotive radiators are black as well.