January 4, 200719 yr A panda walks into a bar sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. the panda stand up to go and the barman shouts " hey where are you going", "You just shot my waiter and didn't pay for your sandwich" The panda turns and shouts back at the barman, "I'm a Panda, look it up" The barman opens up his dictionary and reads the entry for panda" A tree dwelling marsupial of asian origin, characterised by it's black and white colouring. Eats shoots and Leaves
January 4, 200719 yr A woman without her man is nothing. A woman. Without her, man is nothing. Tales of the abused comma.
January 4, 200719 yr my neighbour just had a baby boy she was feeding it in the garden,when she finnished she asked me "would you like to wind him" so i replied "cant i just give him a dead leg"
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