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  1. I don't think they're public servants any more, wasn't the DVLA privatised a few years back..... ??? Profit needs to be made now........
  2. Very....
  3. A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest tits. And on another note ... there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
  4. Just received this via email......
  5. A friend of mine also declared SORN on a bike three years ago and has had a similar letter, he suspects an attempt to extract 'back tax' from those who can't prove they SORN'd at a previous date....
  6. .... be aware the DVLA are sending out letters stating that their records show a vehicle registered to you hasn't had SORN declared on it.I've had two of these letters relating to bikes not used on the road and purchased by me in 2013 and 2014.My wife keeps all the letters, receipts and emails on file relating to my bikes and other vehicles including DVLA correspondence and I can prove my vehicles are 'SORN'd'.Be very wary of disposing of any letters or emails from DVLA as it looks like they're trying to hit you for the back tax or fining you for not signing log books over.Hmmmmm, three and four years ago these two bikes were bought and SORN was immediately declared, funny they didn't contact me immediately about it but waited until I might have disposed of any proof that SORN had been declared.....Beware......
  7. The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties... "May I help you sir?" she asked.. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would Prefer someone else", said the madam. "No, I must see Valerie," he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 A visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds And gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, As she was so expensive. There were no discounts.. The price was still £5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was Astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been With me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, " Edinburgh .." "Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ." "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I Was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person..." The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain------ 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by lawyers.
  8. Thought for the day. If you vote for Jeremy Corbin of the labour party, You will be voting for a person that made a conscious decision to shag Diane Abbot.
  10. Might be something on here that can assist you.....
  11. Check you haven't got an air leak between the carb' and engine. Start the motor and spray something like WD40 round the area to see if there's a change in the revs.....
  12. I've found it doesn't make any difference.
  13. Try and force a feeler gauge between the lining and shoe and see if you can trap the gauge if it does go in by a bit of applied pressure.
  14. Are the linings 'tight' on the shoes? Is there any discernible movement or a gap between the linings and the shoes?