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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on, "It represents a candle" he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.…

Just a quick warning about DAB. OFCOM who oversee DAB are in the process of changing the Way that the signal is compressed, or to those more technically minded MP2 is being dropped and replaced by the new AAC+ codec. The reasons are two-fold, the current codec mp2 is part of the original MPEG-1 specification and the audio quality is basically rubbish. Secondly nobody in Europe is prepared to continue DAB in it's current form because of reason one. The French and Irish out the fatal blow in by refusing to use the current DAB system while having a sly dig at OFCOM's persistence in promoting the current system. Basically using MP2 the minimum broadcast transmission rate to…

Tmx friday ran the story ,why did miss phillips win the bbc sports person of the year? now i am not a horse person,dont hate them either,the story says why no motorcyclists? i have ridden a bike all my life,i do not even have a car licence,in my oppinion the motorcyclists worse enemy is themselvs i love all bikes from mopeds to crotch rockets,i ride a harley(in the summer ,scooter in the winter) some of my harley mates hate jab bikes,road guys hate offroaders,gitters hate hunchback leather boys,trialsers hate vespas,the list goes on and on. one real old mate of mine did over 100,000 miles on an mz 250 touring brittain and europe,he was more of a biker than the people…

Lost count of the number of times I've watched it and still laughing.

the music is very poor too start with but the whole thing gets better as it goes on! Dude can`t juggle!

anyone know where this can be obtained i think its titled out of section, and if anyones seen it is it any good thanks? Gary

Someone here MUST know this guy? Very sus bidder ID`s tho!

Has anyone got a Microsoft Zune yet? If so, could you post you thoughts on it? It seems to have had mixed reviews in the states along with some software problems. I see that they are appearing on ebay now with UK sellers and quite fancied one as opposed to an ipod. ( Christmas pressie in mind ) Cheers

Love playing Linerider! Its crap yet so good!

I know this website has its fair share of computer nerds or anoraks and it is to these people I am turning to for help. Somehow, all my bookmarks have disappeared, I've looked in the recycle bin and elsewhere on my laptop but to no avail. Over the years I had bookmarked plenty of useful trials websites, music, sport, travel etc etc. Can anyone :- a) advise how they think this could have happened. let me know if there is anyway of recovering them. Thanks

Is there any chance of any one designing a good quality trial's game that will attach to this site only,so we can play against each other on line,something that will log score's and so on.

I know that there are several computer experts that frequent the forum, so any ideas on this problem. The @ and " keys have mysteriously swapped positions, any ideas on what I need to do to fix this??? Cheers Martin

I am not a computer wizz, but I think a few on here are. When I turned it on earlier and went through the Mcafee security rigmarole etc and tried to log on the web it was if the page kept siezing and nothing happens after. Pressed the mouse key a few times and heard a small bleep and then nothing. It took six start ups to get on and around 40 minutes. I am doing a defrag at present. Any ideas? Thanks in advance.

I know pretty much nothing about displays and so I need some avice. When I get my Xbox 360 at Christmas I was just going to run it on my 14 inch SDTV DVD Combi, however I have recently found out that I could connect up a CRT computer motior to it via the VGA HD AV Cable, would this give much better picture quality over my TV/DVD Combi ? My computer monitor is a Compaq S710, it's highest resolution is 1280 x 1024, but if I could get another second hand on the cheap I may consider getting a better one. Also what's the difference between VGA and SVGA, I think my monitor is SVGA, does this matter? I'm guessing I would also need to get another set of PC speakers and connec…

come on then people how good are you at the trials games. Post a screenshot of your score from the game bike mania which can be found here. YOUR PRIDE IS AT STAKE

what country use's the index EI

HMMM! desipte a firewall, AV Anti Spyware etc, somebody managed to get something thru and change my DNS settings. Redirected all *.co.uk domains to jupk.com. All settings have now been changed to manual and passworded. Just a little warning!

A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber…

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!" He stumbles to the kitchen and …